Jared Gets Hired

Tali H. 2nd Dec 2018, 1:25 PM edit delete
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He did it, folks! Jared got a job! And only 9 years into the dang comic!
Guest 2nd Dec 2018, 1:35 PM edit delete reply
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Hopefully, the dental insurance is free.
Tali H. 2nd Dec 2018, 5:18 PM edit delete reply
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I hope so, he's gonna need it!!
Microraptor 2nd Dec 2018, 1:48 PM edit delete reply
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I gotta say, that's a form of payment I would be seriously tempted by...
Tali H. 2nd Dec 2018, 5:18 PM edit delete reply
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I accept cash, check, Paypal, and Jolly Ranchers.
LeRenardRoux 2nd Dec 2018, 6:12 PM edit delete reply
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I refuse to believe that Jared hasn't just been hired as an Oompa Loompa.
Tali H. 2nd Dec 2018, 6:25 PM edit delete reply
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REBUTTAL: he has clearly just come out of the factory; Dahl canon clearly states that nobody ever goes in nor comes out
LeRenardRoux 2nd Dec 2018, 6:50 PM edit delete reply
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One word Slugworth
Tali H. 2nd Dec 2018, 7:01 PM edit delete reply
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Slugworth was an inside job
LeRenardRoux 2nd Dec 2018, 7:10 PM edit delete reply
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Tali H. 2nd Dec 2018, 7:37 PM edit delete reply
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THANK YOU THIS IS AN IMPROVEMENT also i just realized i forgot to color his shirt RIP :(
KAM 2nd Dec 2018, 8:33 PM edit delete reply
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Wait... those aren't candies, Jared's working at the pill factory!!! Ian's going on a candy-colored trip. 8-o ;-)
Tali H. 2nd Dec 2018, 11:20 PM edit delete reply
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AAAAAAAAA
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KAM 3rd Dec 2018, 2:56 AM edit delete reply
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"Whoa! I can taste color now! Mmm... orange!"

;-)
ProfEtheric 3rd Dec 2018, 1:20 AM edit delete reply
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Extra candy is the best way to sweeten the deal... There is no time that candy is not welcome. No, not even when you have had too much candy. :)
Tali H. 3rd Dec 2018, 7:48 PM edit delete reply
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Most candy stores well enough that really, you can NEVER have too much!! I'm in favor of transitioning to a candy-based barter economy tbh
Lutztoons 8th Dec 2018, 11:07 PM edit delete reply
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Minimum wage AND free candy? That's a trillion times better than mowing yards in the rain while painting fences.

Jared might need to be careful about weight gain, though...free candy is VERY TEMPTING
Tali H. 10th Dec 2018, 9:48 PM edit delete reply
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I'm not too worried about him, he's lifting heavy stuff all day and burning off those calories!

His friends, on the other hand...